....I think I hate them. I mean, I want to like them but I just can't seem to get it together. I would love to get up early, have a soothing cup of hot tea, read my Bible, meditate, and do all the other things that supposedly lead to a more productive day, but my mornings never seem to work out like that.
Here's how they typically go down:
4:30: Alarm Sounds
4:30: Hit Snooze
4:40: Alarm Sounds Again
4:40: Completely Shut Off Alarm
5:40: Jump out of bed
Rush to the bathroom
5:42: Scream for everybody to "get up!!"; Twice
5:50: Husband gets in shower
5:55: Wake up my baby (okay, he's 7. What's your point?) with kisses and sweet talk
6:00: Fuss at my husband for staying in the bathroom too long
6:15: Hug my baby all the way to the bathroom so he can brush his teeth and wash his face
6:20: Wake up my daughter (15) with another scream
(she screams back that she "has an alarm" (I don't hug her all the way to the bathroom))
6:25: Iron my baby's clothes. My teen thinks ironing is "like, tots lame"
6:30: Kiss the hubby goodbye and stop him from squeezing my butt right before my baby walks in
6:40: Get baby clothed and get his book bag and snack together
6:45: Fight with baby about wearing his "stupid big coat" because its 30 degrees outside
6:50: Pretend to cry because "I'm going to go to jail for sending him to school without a coat"
6:52: Help him put his coat on and be completely shocked that he's still falling for this trick*
6:55: Kiss, hug and tell my baby I love him at least 10 times as he gets on the bus
7:00: See if my daughter wants me to iron something for her (of course she doesn't)
7:02: Go back and forth with daughter about clothes, hair, ironing, outerwear, etc.
7:05 Surf the net/watch tv until daughter gets on the bus
I know, I know. I could get my ironing done the night before and go to bed earlier. But, in my defense, night time is the only real TV my kids definitely should not be watching (House of Lies, Girls, anyone?) time I have. Plus, even when I do get to bed early and prep the night before, I still have a hard time getting up.
Any suggestions on getting up earlier and getting the morning started in a calmer, less rushed manner?
*Hubby says my baby doesn't actually believe I'll go to jail but because he's such a momma's boy**he can't fathom the thought of anything, real or pretend, making momma cry. I personally don't see the problem with this.
**I can tell you for a fact, if he's a momma's boy he definitely inherited the gene and since I'm not a boy, I'll just let you guess who he got it from.